Dear Timmy,
I regret to inform you that due to the current economic conditions, our family has had to make some challenging decisions. Your mother and I have made sacrifices like reducing our expenses and making cutbacks. However, it has not been enough. As a result, we have decided to eliminate redundancies in our family, which unfortunately includes terminating your family membership, effective immediately. We understand that this news may be shocking to you. Nevertheless, we must prioritize our strategic initiatives and remain competitive against our neighbors, the Joneses. While we appreciate the joy of raising you these past six years, it is necessary for us to take this step. To assist you during this transition, we are offering you a severance package of 80% of your allowance for the next three months. In addition, we are providing you with the option to purchase family health insurance for the rest of the year. Enclosed with this letter is a list of adoption agencies that can help you find a new family. Please refrain from discussing your termination with anyone, and make sure not to take or damage any family property as you leave. Failure to comply with these requests may result in the termination or withholding of your severance. On a personal note, your mother
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