No Uptime Hosting (2006)

Our hosting service offers 200Kb of storage, 10Mb of bandwidth, and support for PHP 4, 5, and 6 along with MySQL, SQL, and Oracle. With dedicated dedication, you can host up to 6.8 sites and receive free identity theft protection. Additionally, we provide 24/8 email support and have been hosting websites since 1969. Our commitment to keeping you awake at night is unrivaled, with a focus on confusing you with technical terms in the event of downtime. With over 5,468,404 websites currently hosted, our dedication to aggravating and confusing you is unmatched.

https://nouptime.com/

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