The author, possibly an architect, sarcastically describes a client’s unrealistic and contradictory requirements for designing and building a house. The client asks for two to forty-five bedrooms, easy bedroom modifications, cost breakdowns for random selections, and excessive requirements while also demanding low costs and advanced features. The author emphasizes the absurdity of the client’s demands and pokes fun at the idea of building a house that satisfies everyone’s preferences, including potential buyers. The author humorously hints at the client’s indecisiveness and the possibility of needing a travel trailer instead. The content is cleverly written to highlight the challenges architects may face with difficult clients.
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